GUTTERSNIPE RESEARCH INSTITUTE // ESTABLISHED MMXXI

[ GRI ]

UNDEFEATED // MMXXV

PURVEYORS OF WISDOMU N P A R A L L E L E D
SEEKERS OF TRUTHU N D I S P U T E D
KEEPERS OF KNOWLEDGEU N M A T C H E D
FORGING NEW STANDARDSU N C O M P R O M I S I N G

ETHOS

ORDER OF OPERATIONS // MANIFESTO

:: what sets us above the rest

The Mission

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry.

The Vision

Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s.

BY THE NUMBERS

QUALITY DATA & SERVICE

DIGITAL DESIGN & VISION

EXPERIENCE & REPUTATION

FAKERY & FUCKERY

DATACOMBS

DESIRABLE DATA OF UNCOMPARABLE QUALITY

our caches of data are astonishingly vast and always remain in a state of constant growth [::] 𝙐𝙋𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙀𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙊𝙉 tiers are catered toward discerning individuals in search of a higher caliber of data [::] we also have an abundance of common or bulk quality data at the ready

CACHES TOTAL SIZE

86016

GIGABYTES

UNCOMMON

Customer first

relentless high-volume acquisition and aggregation resulting in an expansive collection of the most uncommon varieties of data // from unique documents, to specialized or niche profiles, we hold what you may seek
UNSPOILED

Quality first

unwillingness to compromise for mediocrity fuels our pursuit of the highest quality data possible // one of our 𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗡 offerings, as time and careful attention will be invested into the product that you receive
UNCIRCULATED

Core values

our eyes have been the only to behold this data as it was acquired by GRI directly from it's source // we take great pride in offering our highest tier 𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗡 product: untouched, unspoiled, uncirculated, with absolute certainty
EXCLUSIVITY

Core Pinciples

we make every possible attempt to avoid delivering the same product more than once for all data // products from the 𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗡 tiers are always guaranteed to be retired to our vaults once a product has been delivered to one hand only

OPTICS

GRAPHIC MANIPULATION ARMORY & DIGITAL DESIGN FOUNDRY

we are passionate about graphic and motion graphic design, with an undying commitment to deliver a quality of product that exceeds expectations [::] in addition to "traditional" design work, we also offer graphic services that pertain to your work, and we are confident that the quality of product you receive is unable to be matched due to an abundance of experience, obsessive attention to detail, and an undying pursuit of perfection [::] contained below are examples of "traditional" design work - if you would like to view a design portfolio with examples that can solve your work related needs, make contact at the 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗫 page